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George Carlin - Is a Fetus a Human Being?



Uploaded by: tyler0896
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[dice clay chick voice]"bu-uut isn't that mu-ur-rde-rr"?
YES!!! KILL the fuckin' things! I'll do it all myself, it's easy. Just give me one of those sharp sticks mexicans use to pick up garbage on the side of the road.
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Of course they are ... ( 1 month ago by TheDaysleepers)
Of course they are anti-abortionists. They know the more people are born the more they can brainwash into religion and money giving.
I haven't laughed ... ( 1 month ago by VincentDMM)
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
5 stars
its amazing. he ... ( 1 month ago by jonbeme)
its amazing. he lived for 71 years and most of that time he didn't have one bullshit bone in his body.
You are exactly ... ( 4 weeks ago by DylanVializ15)
You are exactly right...
he is my idol. he ... ( 4 weeks ago by glenrich84)
he is my idol. he makes so much sense. he is the king of the stand up. r.i.p. george carlin.
actually "Jane roe" ... ( 3 weeks ago by popestt)
actually "Jane roe" from the roe vs wade case was a lesbian.. admittedly she didnt actually ever have an abortion, and eventually became a christian and pro-life...
It was a sad day ... ( 3 weeks ago by cdparker662)
It was a sad day for comedy when this great man passed. RIP good man. May your comedy live forever.
"Not every ... ( 3 weeks ago by nickjlt)
"Not every ejaculation deserves a name!"
Genius!
We miss ya George!
R.I.P.
The word genius is ... ( 2 weeks ago by rogerrodd)
The word genius is so abused in our culture. When you put the word comedic in front of it however, nobody is more deserving of that title than George Carlin.
"Everyone woman who ... ( 2 weeks ago by hailtanner)
"Everyone woman who has had more than one period is a murderer"
untrue.
only those who got fucked with out using protection are. :D
Abortion is an ... ( 1 week ago by exodus21v20)
Abortion is an issue only because our society has abandoned Gods Word. God would rather nip this problem in the bud before any abortion could take place. Deuteronomy 22:13-21 says if a man marries a girl and finds her not to be a virgin, then she is to be stoned to death. Notice the girl is to be killed without a concern of whether she might be pregnant. God doesnt want that selfish man stuck raising a baby which wasnt his! The bible god's answer is to kill both the girl and the baby
Exodus, that's an ... ( 1 week ago by Metalfemme1313)
Exodus, that's an interesting scripture...and yet people feel that the bible is divine guidance! lol "Thou shalt not kill [unless the girl got knocked up, then she and the baby should die]." "Go look for consistency in religion [and the bible]"-Carlin And yet, the Christian god is "love"...hmmm??? lol
lol, go die ( 1 week ago by Meanroachman360)
lol, go die
When people believe ... ( 1 week ago by exodus21v20)
When people believe in bible's god, killing kids and fetuses becomes moral: Moses was angry with the oficers of the army who returned from battle. "Have you allowed all the women to live? They were the ones who followed Balaam's advice and turned the Israelites away from the LORD in what happened at Peor, so that a plague struck the LORD's people. Now kill all the boys and kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.[Num 31:14-18]
Yeah, but if ... ( 1 week ago by minimumjiggaboo)
Yeah, but if everyone believed in the Bible and God, then nobody would have these wonderful, enlightening, circular arguments because we'd all agree with each other. There IS no right answer to any problem, man.
enough with the ... ( 1 week ago by aviloud)
enough with the bible quotes dipshit, just give your own opinion! abortion isn't wrong, it's just a matter of perspective.
Or those trying to ... ( 1 week ago by BlackBeastofAaaaagh)
Or those trying to have kids.
You're actually ... ( 1 week ago by Peglash)
You're actually quoting one of the most sanguine piece of scripture ever written. It is hate hidden under a veil of virtuous propaganda.
The way you write these quotes seems to be either purposefully provocative to stimulate debate (in this case you would not believe in it) or you're are completely oblivious to any debate concerning the subject, meaning you are blinded and zealous.
And if you actually believe in your last sentence, that means you support rape and free kiling. Not very moral!
Let's not forget ... ( 1 week ago by exodus21v20)
Let's not forget about the story of David and Batsheba. Our godly hero David committed adultery with Bat Sheba and had her husband killed. Even though God's law called for the death penalty for David for such crimes, the prophet Nathan was sent by God to tell David of his punishment: The newly born bastard child would be killed by God to punish David for his sins, and David maintains his status of being 'a man after God's own heart.' [2 Samuel 12] Yes, God demonstrates baby killing is ok.
dude u said story i ... ( 6 days ago by pianoizm)
dude u said story i doubt its credibility but u have a good point
Watch it's all ... ( 3 days ago by sabateur)
Watch it's all bullshit and it's bad for you, then you will hear all about your precious fucking rights.
All you guys ... ( 3 days ago by guitarguy333)
All you guys replying to exodus21v20 with anger are just entertaining him. I know sarcasm can't be felt through letters but his level of it is so high. He is obviously someone who is trying to wake up people by making them mad at their believes then make them realize that there's somthing funny going on, things don't add up. That's according to his believes though. His name is exodus. Exodus means the departing, the liberation. His number 21v20, an anagram for 2012.
dude that is fucked ... ( 2 days ago by daaaniel694)
dude that is fucked up so ur saying, correct me if im wrong but if i marry a girl that is not a virgin she should die?? thats deep shit right there. like get your nose out of your bible dude make some friends have a couple drinks and get fucked like dude seriously you need to get layed.and most people who get married arent virgins cuz most people dont fucking bielive in abstenice. so watch what you say bible thumper>
imagine this guy as ... ( 1 day ago by ponychamp94)
imagine this guy as ur grandpa, how awsome would that be



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