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Hey There, Aisha - Barry Bonds Parody of Hey There, Delilah
Uploaded by: tgraham3
Video Description:
This is a parody of Hey There, Delilah by the Plain White T's. It's Barry Bonds singing to his daughter, Aisha.
Hey there, Aisha
What's it like in San Francisco?
We're playing the New York Mets
And I'm less popular than disco
Yeah, it's true
Shea Stadium doesn't love me like you do
Singing the blues
Hey there, Aisha
Don't you worry about the home runs
Because in just a couple years
ARod will beat it and I'll be done
Yes, I'm screwed
Pujols will probably do it, too
Oh, shit it's true
(Chorus)
Oh it's why they're booing me (4x)
Why they're booing me
Hey there, Aisha
I know times are getting harder
Nobody outside Cali likes me
It's a shame to be my daughter
That's understood
Neighbors won't say hello in the hood
Not like they should...
Hey there, Aisha
I took too many medications
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would silence an allegation
I'd write it all
If I could grow back my shrunken balls
I'd be in the Hall
(Chorus)
I cheat like George Brett using tar
Booed in living rooms, at games, in bars
I walk to first 'cuz I have no other way
Baseball fans told me to go to hell
and even though I hit this well
Nobody takes my record seriously
Aisha I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world won't even remember my name
And I'm to blame
Hey there Aisha
I deeply regret roiding but
It's douchebaggery more than power
When these pitchers are avoiding
Throwing strikes
Taking all these four-ball hikes
I'm somebody no one likes
So my Aisha here's to you
At least there's you
(Chorus)
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