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Woody Allen - The Moose

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Classic Woody Allen Stand Up On English Television From 1965

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idiot. there is ... ( 2 months ago by gastrogastro)

idiot. there is nothing else to say.

He also did this ... ( 2 months ago by ajbalfour)

He also did this bit on one of his comedy LPs. In that version, after he states that he's driving around with two Jewish people on his fender, and that there's a law in New York State, he adds, "Tuesdays, Thursdays & ESPECIALLY Saturdays", which really puts that joke over the top.
Not sure why he omitted that one line here.

Also, in the LP ... ( 2 months ago by ajbalfour)

Also, in the LP version, the ending is, "Mr. Berkowitz is shot, stuffed and mounted, at the New York Athletic Club. And the joke is on them because it's RESTRICTED."
I assume Woody changed "restricted" to "they don't allow Jews", perhaps because the English audiences might not have understood the meaning of "restricted"?
If you haven't already done so, check out the LP version of this classic bit. Overall, his delivery is superior in that version & the final joke gets more of a response.

After I posted, I ... ( 2 months ago by ajbalfour)

After I posted, I perused some of the older posts & noticed some of my comments were already noted.
Sorry about that. I didn't mean to duplicate anything, I just hadn't read all posts prior to posting myself. :-O

jews did 911 ( 1 month ago by Quex01)

jews did 911

who finds this ... ( 1 month ago by sammyharr)

who finds this funny?

I do. Great stuff!! ... ( 1 month ago by 320k)

I do. Great stuff!! :^)

Classic. I ... ( 1 month ago by Eliopolous)

Classic. I memorized "The Moose" years ago and got booked as a gangster at a "Murder Mystery" party in Chicago. So when people came up to me and asked me what I was up to, or if I had shot or killed anyone I would launch into The Moose routine, doing my best imitation of Sheldon Leonard. Woody Allen is the best.

One of the great ... ( 1 month ago by Straussian)

One of the great comedy bits of all time. Wonderful to see it performed, but the timing and delivery on the album is better.
Elipolous, I memorized "The Moose" just from listening to the album over and over. I would try to tell the joke to relatives, but I think I enjoyed it more than they did. I like the idea of telling it like Sheldon Leonard. You may recall the Bill Cosby joke where he imitates Sheldon Leonard, the joke about going on a vacation with his wife. "I dove into the water..."

Woody is ... ( 1 month ago by taina1968)

Woody is intelligent humor, not like someone slides in a banana peel, and then everybody laughs. Woody has always been very popular in Europe (incl. Denmark)and that says a LOT! hehe;-)

This is so 60s and ... ( 1 month ago by namxw)

This is so 60s and has no relevance to today. For decades it has been that no Gentiles were welcome at Jewish facilities and clubs. If there were no Israelies in Israel, but just Jews, I'd tell Ahmadinejad to let 'em fly and do nothing.

Can't quite figure ... ( 1 month ago by Mugsycache14567)

Can't quite figure out what you are saying. Let who fly?

Your mom did 911! ( 1 month ago by PixelRobot)

Your mom did 911!

I believe he means ... ( 1 month ago by ILoooooveCamels)

I believe he means nuclear missiles. This loser's just trying to provoke somebody.

you're fucking scum. ( 2 weeks ago by willywonka091)

you're fucking scum.

Soon-yi was 11 ... ( 2 weeks ago by TheRealHateMan)

Soon-yi was 11 years old when he started dating Mia Farrow. He watched a little kid grow up and then started fucking her. Slimy perverse kike...

Turns me on... ( 1 week ago by uncomonsense)

Turns me on...

comic geenuis ( 1 week ago by lonelygnome1)

comic geenuis

Nope. Perhaps... he ... ( 3 days ago by parazsdavid)

Nope. Perhaps... he has got taste?

I read like fifty ... ( 3 days ago by parazsdavid)

I read like fifty comments licking Woody's boots. I have to go to puke. Unbearable.

i know he is a ... ( 2 days ago by ErikCartman)

i know he is a comic genius and an sexual deviant
but yuo cna't tell me he is a comic genius

Wha..? ( 17 hours ago by Twilty)

Wha..?

Who and Why? ( 17 hours ago by Twilty)

Who and Why?

i'm sorry i think i ... ( 1 hour ago by ErikCartman)

i'm sorry i think i was drunk when i wrote that cause doesn't make sense at all.
i mean a lot of people bash him for "his relationships" (like the one with the 11 years old step-daughter)
but he is a comic genius

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